Satanic Panic...a short movie review for people with short attention spans!
Spoilers Possible!!!
Director
This is the first full length feature for Chelsea Stardust who is best known for directing various shorts like Seeing Green, Slay Per View, and Marco Polo.
Starring
Rebecca Romijn (X-Men Series), Arden Myrin (Extracurricular Activities), Jerry O'Connell (Piranha 3D), Haley Griffith (Sex, Drugs, and Rock And Roll), Ruby Modine (Happy Deathday 2 U)
Plot
A pizza delivery girl at the end of her financial rope has to fight for her life and her tips when her last order of the night turns out to be high society Satanists in need of a virgin sacrifice.
Is it comedy? Is it horror? Is it porn? In a word...Yes. First off, this movie starts with a very unimpressive sex scene (as far as sex scenes go), followed by a murder, which automatically made me keep on watching. It has demons, satanic rituals, witches, blood, guts, and gore. Everything you would expect from a fantastically good/bad horror movie with a decent laugh to boot. The comedy is super dark but there are funny sections with puns galore.
If I could compare this movie to other comedic horror films this one would be almost on par with Tucker & Dale vs. EVIL or Cabin in the Woods.
There are some Evil Dead-esque things that go on in the movie like incantations, ridiculous monster demons, ritual sacrifice, and ressurection. What the movie lacks in substance it more than makes up for in nudity and scantily clad women. Mind you not all of the nudity is tasteful but it does convey a nugget of minor truth on how the occult incorporates the naked person (not just women) into rituals.
All-in-all the movie was enjoyable albeit uncomfortable to watch.
In honor of October and Halloween, I give this movie 💀💀💀 out of 5 skulls.
Poster, Plot and Pictures courtesy of IMDB
If I could compare this movie to other comedic horror films this one would be almost on par with Tucker & Dale vs. EVIL or Cabin in the Woods.
There are some Evil Dead-esque things that go on in the movie like incantations, ridiculous monster demons, ritual sacrifice, and ressurection. What the movie lacks in substance it more than makes up for in nudity and scantily clad women. Mind you not all of the nudity is tasteful but it does convey a nugget of minor truth on how the occult incorporates the naked person (not just women) into rituals.
All-in-all the movie was enjoyable albeit uncomfortable to watch.
In honor of October and Halloween, I give this movie 💀💀💀 out of 5 skulls.
Poster, Plot and Pictures courtesy of IMDB
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